stability: nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged (Source: stability, via kisses-with-sherlock)

stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

(Source: stability, via kisses-with-sherlock)

theconsultingrenegade: bestquius: bestquius: There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets. I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele (Source: meidosuji, via kisses-with-sherlock)

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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(Source: meidosuji, via kisses-with-sherlock)

jcatgrl: mermaidofspace: karmapoliceofficer: everyone you’ve ever loved has said some problematic shit: a novel   you have also said some problematic shit: the sequel having said problematic shit does not necessarily make you or anyone else a bad person, just be aware of it, don’t say it again, and don’t make fucking excuses for people who continue to say problematic shit: the thrilling conclusion (via lohanthony)

jcatgrl:

mermaidofspace:

karmapoliceofficer:

everyone you’ve ever loved has said some problematic shit: a novel 

you have also said some problematic shit: the sequel

having said problematic shit does not necessarily make you or anyone else a bad person, just be aware of it, don’t say it again, and don’t make fucking excuses for people who continue to say problematic shit: the thrilling conclusion

(via lohanthony)

kingcheddarxvii:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

THIS POST IS A SIN
kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
“WHAT NO”

This made me giggle far too much
livingbetweenseconds:

well it started out inspirational
astrospection:

ATTENTION: SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT OK I HAVE FOUR DOGS AND I WOULD KILL THE BASTARD WHO TRIES TO HARM THEM OR ANY OTHER ANIMAL. SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE.
hudsonsbluff:

Edward Scissorhands (1990)
necromorph-slayinglovemachine: wHEN THE MUSIC GETS ALL INTENSE AND U CAN’T FIND THE ENEMY (via kisses-with-sherlock)

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

wHEN THE MUSIC GETS ALL INTENSE AND U CAN’T FIND THE ENEMY

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(via kisses-with-sherlock)

How I feel about my post-graduation plans whatshouldwecallme: Freshman year: Sophomore year: Junior year: Senior year:  (via lohanthony)

How I feel about my post-graduation plans

whatshouldwecallme:

Freshman year:

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Sophomore year:
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Senior year: 

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(via lohanthony)

a discussion on sexual orientation me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate* classmate: wait, what's polyamory? me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved. professor: *overhears from front of class* professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's-- professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! me: .... me: .... me: .... professor: it should be polyerosy