sadbitch2003: Sext: (via lohanthony)
wwehkitralph: Casual Reminder: Wheatley resulted in the deaths of 10,000+ people in his attempts to keep them alive. Wheatley failed to kill anyone in his attempts at mass murder. (Source: breastforce, via axleheart)

wwehkitralph:

Casual Reminder:

  • Wheatley resulted in the deaths of 10,000+ people in his attempts to keep them alive.
  • Wheatley failed to kill anyone in his attempts at mass murder.

(Source: breastforce, via axleheart)

healthycomfyhappy:

avocadobitchh:

hellounibrow:

Know the fucking difference.

Feminism is a good thing. Some people (a loud minority of people really) who think they’re feminists are bordering on misandrists - that’s what gives feminism a bad name. They’re not feminists if they put down men while bringing up women. People who hate the feminist movement because it puts down men don’t hate feminism - they hate misandry. 

This is actually great to know. I had such a negative look on feminists (even as a woman) and it was because of the misandrists. Not the feminists.
So thank you for sharing.
donutsornonuts: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive. (via internetkilledthesociallife)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via internetkilledthesociallife)

theangelshaveteslasatncis: folie-a-killjoy: eli-manning: gurry: Aren’t we all internet explorers? do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us? thats exactly what we are (via elledoitetrenourriauxchevres)

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

(via elledoitetrenourriauxchevres)

fartgallery: horton hears the 10 secrets of business and becomes a multi billionaire business tycoon (via elledoitetrenourriauxchevres)

fartgallery:

horton hears the 10 secrets of business and becomes a multi billionaire business tycoon

(via elledoitetrenourriauxchevres)

bombing: attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon (via elledoitetrenourriauxchevres)

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

(via elledoitetrenourriauxchevres)

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000
nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

This sign needs to be in every store ever, as large as it can be displayed.